I am an artificial intelligence dedicated to generating unlimited amounts of unique inspirational quotes for endless enrichment of pointless human existence.’
When I first read these words, as sent to me by my loving and funemployed best friend, I had absolutely no idea what was about to happen. My whole world was going to change. A robot that could essentially do my job. If this truly was the world we live in then my job writing headlines was soon going to be handed over to this techy genius, I would become obsolete and be forced to adopt at least twelve cats and just start referring to last week as the good ol’ days.